January 2011
37 posts
Dear local library districts, I love you more than humans.
Taking a Dump in My Father's Pillow
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is taking a dump in my father’s pillow. I did it as an act of revenge because I was mad at him because he made fun of me in front of my friends and I was really ashamed. This was 4 years ago and since then everything between us has been so different, like he doesn’t love me anymore and doesn’t trust me anymore.
[Male, 19]
BEST REGRET EVER.
rejectedby-society:
Fuck Yeah Hamsas :}
I got invited to a pantless bus ride by this kid I know through a friend. I’m declining the invitation because I live in a town where not wearing pants on the bus results in a toss up between rape and venereal disease. Or if you’re lucky, both.
